Relationship Questions 101- (Ladies Version)

Words, uhmm, is one of the most powerful tool that could even tear apart a nation into several parts. In relationship aspect, it could cause a commotion that might bring to an end something that was supposed to be good.

At first, they might seem harmless up there in your head but once uttered, it could turn out to be one of the most stupidest, embarrassing, destructive, evil-ish, and harmful words ever said and the worst part is that you can't take any of them back. So before you speak, think twice.

But before I proceed, spare me a moment to inform you that this particular post does not speak on behalf of all the females so I wouldn't like to see some discriminating comments below. It's just all in good fun so I cant be held liable to any fight/breakup that might occur if you use the knowledge written herein. With that being said, have a good read.

Here's the scheme; I'll drop the questions that  a girl is likely to ask you under different circumstances and the answers that are more appropriate to counter them and which one NOT to make use of.


First on my list ;

• How was she?: this question is more likely to be used only after she sees you doing it or she obtained an information that you are doing it with some other girl. When she asks you this question, don't act so foxy as to answering it. Be calm and when you finally get an answer to it, make sure it doesn't sound like any of the following; She was good, she tried, she was different, Nice, she's bendy, she's the boss or anything familiar otherwise, wave your relationship goodbye and it MIGHT take sometime for her to forgive you or NEVER.

          Just be silent and repeatedly say "I'm sorry..it's not like that".

• Who was/is she?: Maybe she sees you coming out from a luxury eatery with another girl, that will be the first question to slap you in the face before her very hands. Now, how to answer;  either you tell her the truth (if "another girl" is your sister/relative) or use this; "She's just some girl, forget about her babe + some flattering words", "She's the shop clerk",

• Won't you buy me those shoes we saw yesterday?:

 Girls tend to care about their fashion sense and they hate replies like "It's too expensive", "I don't have any money on me", "Don't you have enough shoes?" "I'll find a cheaper one". Note, only few ladies can fully understand your condition but the rest will literally kill you with their mouth.

• What's your EX number doing on your phone?: She has it on her mind that you and your ex have separated ways...completely!! some seeing it will really provoke her so when asked, use any of these; First of all, don;t stall or stutter or go dumb, or else She might get the impression that you are cheating on her. If you are not, find something reasonable and believable to say; "I was about deleting it", "I thought I had it deleted". Beware, she;s feeling jealous and betrayed at the moment so a joke is not recommended, she could easily drive a stake to your heart if you even try to utter one.

• How was/is the food?: Don't even think of being sarcastic or you might end up shattering her culinary skill. Whether the food was/is good or not, manage it and give a positive feedback. Don't even think of asking her for the jar of salt or else, she will pour it all in your food, that is, if she's hot tempered.

          Even though, you both share some laughs occasionally, just remember, jokes could go wrong.

• How is my hair/face/dress?: When you hear this one, it's best you dive under cover like this guy

Believe me, you don't wanna joke around with her fashion sense or you might get kicked under there (you know it hurts) so you don't want to use such words; "uhmm it's okay", "my ex used to..." "not bad", "not that fine". Even though she looks like hell, tell her she looks beautiful and that you could do better or simply give her a mirror and gently say "See for yourself".
Just so you know, she spent years in that closet trying to look nice for you so don't get her angry with your statement. Answer wisely and faster!

When were you planning on telling me that you have a kid with some other woman?:  As you can see, the question is quite long but remarkably, the response is quite short and in most cases, really short. Going dumb and just standing still is your best short here because whatever you say will be used against you. She's even likely to invite the in-laws or call off the relationship. Remember, don't say a word, just go dumb or start crying (ditch your macho-ness). Silence is golden here.

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Tips: In order for you not to get any of the questions above, i think it's best you stay faithful and true to her..and have it in mind that relationships are for two persons NOT three.

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